Happy Birthday.
*blows cheap horn with paper-roll extension*
Now, go eat your damn cake and open your prezzies.
Lastly, don't forget to right thank-you letters (50 words or less) to all those relatives and 'friends of the family' who happend to a)remember your birthday and b)make an effort to send you something. If no one did, just assume they're cheap bastards or saving up for something special for you on your 25th. (You just never know.)
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